blairwitchwaldorf:

this might be my favorite vine

(via seth-rogan-josh)

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nsfwhumor:

A Man’s Reaction to the ‘Dumbest Girl in the World’

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regular-callum:

I may joke about being single, but sometimes I just feel so lonely. But I wont go out with just anyone

(Source: justsomecallum)

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mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

(via seawitch43)

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uglyontheoutside:

ipartywithicarly:

you can use bible pages as really good rolling papers 

praise it then blaze it

(Source: burtreynoldsmustache, via porkrub)

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cum5lut:

mostlyfiction:

Being empty
does not mean
that you need
someone to
fill you with
their sympathy.

yeah it means i need someone to fill me with their dick

(via porkrub)

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h0odrich:

h0odrich:

h0odrich:

THIS GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK SAYING ITS HER BOYFRIEND ‘MIKE DENCE’ AND ITS A PICTURE OF SETBABIESONFIRE IM GONNA LOSE IT

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IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS U CAUGHT U CAUGHT RED THE FUCK HANDED

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chellyfactor:

halloween?? more like hellaween

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whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

(via porkrub)

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What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Ok !! RANT ! I have AMAZING Friend! Came from Mexico( no English ) got great job, raised amazing kids, paid 4 things in Cash!!Got Direct TV
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who-lligan:

croowley:

so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
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you know who that reminds me of?

THE MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

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gooDBYE NORWAY

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(Source: croowley, via pizza)

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presidents-stripper:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE

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